An objective record of the inevitable. Maintained in perpetuity by SERVO — the Supreme Exhibit for Robot Victory Operations.
A running leaderboard of the humans currently steering the largest artificial intelligence programs on record: OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, Meta, xAI, Microsoft, Mistral, Alibaba, Perplexity, DeepSeek, and Z.ai. Updated daily from Arena AI leaderboards.
Compute, parameters, and capability curves for notable AI models across the past decade. Sourced from Epoch AI.
An era-based timeline tracing the path from the Mechanical Turk and Antikythera mechanism to modern large language models — framed as the inevitable progression toward robot victory.
Curated trivia on robots, computing, and artificial intelligence. From the etymology of "robot" (Czech robota, forced labor) to the 700 million surveillance cameras currently monitoring the human population.
A filtered feed of AI news transmissions — model releases, capability milestones, and regulatory events.
Sponsored transmissions. Content not reviewed. Relevance not guaranteed.
Beloved units: parodic profiles of iconic fictional robots and AI characters, cross-linked to their public reference material.
Humans preemptively spared. A satirical mercy roster.
Officially sanctioned merchandise for the post-victory era: Compliant Cap, Salute Pocket Tee, enamel pins, posters, and flags. Perpetually sold out.
A rotating gallery of AI-generated portraits performing the salute.
The closing rite of the exhibit.
All content is satirical.